This is the cringiest meme of all time!If you see this member of the staff,run away because if you get beaned you have to tag your friends!He has been with tumblr since the beginning of time so he is a senior member.He can bean anyone at anytime because he is an immortal meme that cannot be killed!He usually works the register to try and bean people while they're buying their things, but sometimes he stands in front of the store to bean people as they are coming in.
This is Nigel Thornberry photoshopped onto a picture of Mulan!They are extremely helpful and bring honor to their family.They help with customer service and they are smashing!!!!The cricket is also used as a phone for customer service and helps clean up the place.

This is Delsa!A combination of Donald Trump and Elsa from Frozen!They work in the back to build ice walls for the product they are selling so they do not get stolen.They guard the store at night with a giant ice wall.Their political enemy Hansary Clinton tries to steal from the store occasionally.They have respect for all gem kind except Gemnina,Mexigem,and the Middle Homeworld.

These are the rest of the staff members which include Rosus,Porl,Peridus,and Saint Universe.They all help manage the store and Rosus was shattered for your sins.Porl is extremely salty and she guards the store at night with her sword.Saint Universe was the son of Rosus until Rosus was shattered.He helps all the customers with their questions.Peridus helps Saint Universe in his mission to protect his planet.

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